Stop the Coronaval — I mean Carnival!

This one I am putting here to be read in the future…

Well obviously it cannot be read in the past! What I mean is I am about to predict the future.

For some time now I have been warning our local council about the dangers of the Coronavirus — and the Carnival, or the Coronaval — as I now call it. But my words weigh heavy and fall to the floor. As there are no ‘confirmed’